Monday, November 30, 2015

How To Make Your Product Look Bad












How To Make Your Product Look Bad.

Making your product look like its zits on someone’s face, and then having someone take one off and eat it is disgusting to watch. The next time I see a skittles package, I’ll think of this image. Nice going ad manager. In your next job interview, don’t include this spot on your reel.
And Progressive. Watching the staff encourage someone they know has lactose intolerance chug-a-lug milk is cruel and mean, especially if he’s too dumb to know that milk contains lactose. This speaks to the intelligence of who answers their phones. And from the customer complaints I’ve read, it happens in real life. I’d fire not only the agencies that come up with crap, but the ad managers who pay good money for it. Your money, that you pay for their products. 

Monday, November 16, 2015

A Bunch Of Nuts Have A Party




A Bunch Of Nuts Have A Party
When a bunch of nuts throw a party, the last person they want to show up is the nutcracker. But in the spirit of the season, they welcome him with one precaution. Prevent his mouth from closing.