Suicide By Elbow.
While some advertisers
are featuring uplifting philosophical messages in their ads (see Dodge Ram or
Cadillac), this quilted Northern Tissue ad features a ceramic “Little Miss
Puffytail” that wants suicide by elbow. What!!??
She is hoping someone
will smash her to pieces. She prays to God for it! Did she experience some
horrific thing that compels her to end her life? No. She sees people using the
toilet paper. It might not be fun viewing, but to die over it?
The claim is that people
can forget their experience with the paper, but she can’t. What a claim! They
might remember the experience if the paper was far better than what they
expected, but obviously it isn’t, or these “creative geniuses” would tell us
why.
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